The Zombie Bite Calculator

That would have a lot to do with the severity and location of the bite too though, wouldn't it?! And I mean, in some zombie scenarios, the monster is at different levels of infectiousness.

In case you're wondering how long you'd last if bitten by a zombie, the folks at TheOatmeal.com have posted a convenient Zombie Bite Calculator. The 13-question quiz takes into consideration your personal health metrics — age, weight, and overall wellness — and then estimates how much time you have before becoming infected.